Joke schedules

Joke schedules are, obviously, not adaptable. Do not try these. The purpose of documenting them is to explain why they do not work and to help understand jokes made in the community.

In no particular order:

• Monoman: Infinite sleep.
• Namonom: Infinite unsleep.
• Unterman: Uberman-inverted - 6 wakes of 20 minutes
• Zoidberg: CL6-Modified with all naps in short succession